What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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