What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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