- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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