Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Albino African Americans

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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