- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

ecks! why zee?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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