why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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