- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What would u like to drink?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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