how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

knock knock!? . . No.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

I'm homeless.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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