- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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