- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Guess what? Bananas

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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