How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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