- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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