- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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