four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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