your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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