theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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