- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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