Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Dumbledore dies.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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