what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Dumbledore dies.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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