- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

A storm be brewin!

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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