What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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XD Jackass.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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