How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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