You're a big fat monkey.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

I am a mime

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Ms Leong Sux

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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