Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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