- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

black people

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Guess what? Bananas

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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