What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Replacement Referees

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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A black person dies.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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