"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...