- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what's the difference between a duck?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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