whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

miha kako si?

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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