- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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