What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A French man gets into a fight

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

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