what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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