- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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