- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

My wife made me a sandwich

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

What is square and grey? A grey square.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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