Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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