- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

so today i took a poop. hehe

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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