- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Do you like fishsticks No

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

PSN IS UP

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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