- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Laugh.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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