What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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