Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

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