- Anti Joke

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

nolan is gay

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.