- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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