A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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This sentance contains three errers

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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