A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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