- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

An Aisian failed a test

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

every knight i see an owl at window

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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