- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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