Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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human centipede

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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