What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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men's rights activists

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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