osama bin laden is dead

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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