Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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William wright is Gay

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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hey justin

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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