- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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