- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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