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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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