- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

The chicken crossed the road.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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