three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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im not food

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A train poops its pants.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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