- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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