- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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