- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

womans rights...

Anything involving women..

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

the holocaust

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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