- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

there once was a black man who played basketball

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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