- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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