- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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