Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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