- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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