What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Ain't idn't a word.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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