- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

darude- sandstorm

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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