What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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