man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

People...

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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