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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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