A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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