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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Chris is hairy

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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