- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

I forgot what i was gonna say

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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