A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Christianity.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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