What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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