- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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