Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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