Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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