- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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