I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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NEVER

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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VITAMIN C!

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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