- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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