- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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