- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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