Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Republicans

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Do u take sugar?

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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