Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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roak

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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