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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her