- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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