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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.