- Anti Joke

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.