- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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