World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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