Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

dry handjob

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

The GOV and the WHO?

This is funny.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

hi

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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