What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Nickleback.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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