What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Logan's gay

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What hurts like hell? HELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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