- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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