- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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