- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

A black student graduated High School

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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