- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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