What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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i like men but im not gay

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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