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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Get it? More.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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