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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

If life gives you lemonade.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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