Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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