What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Maths.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Tim likes girls

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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