Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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