What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Blacks

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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