Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Cripples are lame.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Women's rights.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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