-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

I was watching Fox news.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

You idiot.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

being sober in a bar fight

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Anti Joke

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