A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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America

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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