- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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