How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

wanna hear a joke? yes

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Your existance.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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