jibby jobby

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Yo mama so fat.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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