- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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