- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

You were born.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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