- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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