- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A man walks into a bar

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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