Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Sir, your wife is dead

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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