I am very humble.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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