whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what do you call a black guy african american

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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