Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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France had one revolution

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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