Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Cripples are lame.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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WOw you have no life

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haha black people :D

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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