- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What's your blood type? Red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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