the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Robin, get in the car!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Knock knock *open*

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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