Knock knock. Get out!!

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A gay man watches football.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

flavin's head

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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