A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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