- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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