Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Emily Walker.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

The FCC

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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