- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Maths.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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