Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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