Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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