A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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